Misfit Monday

OK - this is going to be a quick one.

Two things about misfits.

1.  We have a water cooler in the office.  Invariably the water is all gone at exactly the moment I am thirsty.  I posted a little sign next to the water cooler asking that when the water was out (meaning you can't see any water in the jug) to please replace it or ask a fellow misfit (a guy with muscles) to replace it.  Seems simple enough, right?  Well, Misfit Patty believes that even when there is no water in the see-thru jug;  tiny little water sprites (or maybe they're fairies) keep creating water inside the cooler that cannot be seen by the naked eye, but is magically still available.  Misfit Patty has now been caught twice (once by Barbie and she turned herself in today) taking the last visible water from the jug without calling a muscley misfit.  Her defense?  There was enough water for her to fill her cup and it still "looked like" more was coming out.  

2.  We're hiring another sales misfit (we had one leave).  Reviewing resumes is still depressing - nothing has changed since the last time I looked at resumes. 

Here's a silly picture of Cub to make all the misfit woes better.