Today we discovered a few things.
1. Tarantulas like our house - well at least one does. Buttin played tarantula golf and flicked it into the green belt. I made plans to get an exterminator out - ASAP.
2. Our park is gone (they're actually putting in new equipment), but Cub had fun playing in the big dirt pit. Yes, this is Cub using caution tape as a swing - I'm a good mom.
3. There are lots of bounce house places around our house. We've never been to one (they're air conditioned playgrounds with bouncy things), but we did today and Cub LOVED it. I think it's going to be a new tradition.
#1. Gross. Really big tarantulas can eat small children. True story, saw it on Discovery Channel.
ReplyDelete#2. I know you posted the photo of Cash with the crime scene tape (or caution tape, whatever) just to bait me into saying something snarky. And your ruse work. So far today I have heard Lauren describe her experiences with her former pet Red Eyed Tree Frogs (see my FB post), describe a rather unmentionable injury she got from doing sit-ups the other day, and now I have to read this post. Its like you two are in some horrific conspiracy to drive me insane.
Seriously, you let Cash play in a construction area danger zone? What next? Are you going to buy him some C4 explosives, a detonator fuse, and some matches? I think you should. That's pretty much par for the course. Maybe you can rent Cash out as a movie stunt toddler so at least he can get paid for the danger he mother inflicts on him. Forget I said that....you are probably thinking that is a good get-rich-quick plan.
#3 I have no comment on the "bouncy" places of which you speak because I have no idea what they are. Is there a "sex hole" in the one you took Cash to?
Sincerely,
Your disgusted friend Liz
PS: I might come over tomorrow and bring Cash an appropriate toy since apparently he is in nothing but danger from giant spiders and construction sites at your house.