For our trade show next week, the boys are dressing up as nurses (nurses in dresses).
I received one of the nurse costumes in the mail and wanted one of the boy misfits to try it on so that I could see how it looked and decide if I should order more of the same.
During our sales meeting this morning, I asked one of the misfits to try it on and I bet you'll never guess why he couldn't (wouldn't) try it on - - go ahead, try to guess.
HE WASN'T WEARING UNDERPANTS!
That's right, our misfits (some of them anyways) come to work without underpants. I'm not sure I want to know how lack of wearing underpants helps with sales.
This afternoon Cub and I had to stop by the gas station on the way home from school. This particular gas station had a McDonalds (with a playground) attached to it. We've never taken Cub to McDonalds, but Mormor has done it a couple of times.
Cub said he wanted to eat CHICKEN AND APPLES. I thought, this would be an acceptable snack plus it was nice outside and there was no one else on the playground.
If you order a kids chicken nugget happy meal - it comes with apples and french fries.
The only thing Cub actually ate - FRENCH FRIES! I mean, like all the french fries. I've never seen him eat french fries before, but he loves them. I felt duped by a toddler - I mean, really - I fell for chicken and apples and all he really wanted was french fries.
Awfully nice of you not to name names on the sales misfit....now I'm curious!
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