Happy Easter!
Today, is the day, predicted by medical science to be Lumpy's birthday. I have a feeling science might be wrong-o on this one.
Here's me and Lumpy on Easter morning, looking not so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, but we're in a picture.
I've actually been nesting like crazy this weekend. I haven't taken many naps and I've organized a bunch of bathroom cabinets that I swear have not been cleaned out in at least four years. Buttin feels a little guilty as I waddle from one room to another, but I told him to take advantage of this time because chances are - as soon as Lumpy gets here - I won't be cleaning anything.
I have a theory - I think Lumpy is enjoying this time inside my tummy because I'm feeding him/her all sorts of yummy stuff (you'd stay too if all you ate was Cadbury Eggs and fried cheese). I tried to eat a ton of wasabi last night, thinking it might provoke Lumpy to come out - no luck. Today, I might try vegetables. Maybe if I eat a lot of vegetables, Lumpy will think, What the heck is this crap? I'm getting out of here and finding some cupcakes.
That's my theory.
Today, is the day, predicted by medical science to be Lumpy's birthday. I have a feeling science might be wrong-o on this one.
Here's me and Lumpy on Easter morning, looking not so bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, but we're in a picture.
I've actually been nesting like crazy this weekend. I haven't taken many naps and I've organized a bunch of bathroom cabinets that I swear have not been cleaned out in at least four years. Buttin feels a little guilty as I waddle from one room to another, but I told him to take advantage of this time because chances are - as soon as Lumpy gets here - I won't be cleaning anything. I have a theory - I think Lumpy is enjoying this time inside my tummy because I'm feeding him/her all sorts of yummy stuff (you'd stay too if all you ate was Cadbury Eggs and fried cheese). I tried to eat a ton of wasabi last night, thinking it might provoke Lumpy to come out - no luck. Today, I might try vegetables. Maybe if I eat a lot of vegetables, Lumpy will think, What the heck is this crap? I'm getting out of here and finding some cupcakes.
That's my theory.
Good luck! I ate my mom's homemade baked ziti (or was it lasagna?) the night before Robby decided to break my water and enter the world. So go for pasta, I say!
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