Just when you think it really couldn't get any more disgusting ... Cartman decides to be the best at something.
***WARNING - POSSIBLY MORE DISGUSTING THAN CASH'S BIRTH STORY***
Yesterday I noticed that Cash's dead belly button thing was hanging by a thread. I could see the cute little belly button underneath, so I knew it wouldn't be long before I could get an adorable belly button picture (further embarrassing him on the interwebs).
Sometime in the middle of the night (or very early in the morning) when I was in a sleep deprivation haze, I noticed a little brownish thing in the bed. I thought it was just a piece of towel fuzz or something and I just kind of swept it of the bed. Well Cartman has been sleeping under my bedside table (on a little bed of pillows) and as soon as "the fuzz" hit the floor he came out of his cave and grabbed it. When I turned the light on, I quickly discovered that "the fuzz" was actually Cash's dead belly button thing and Cartman quickly ate it. If I hadn't been so tired, I may have thrown up - but I just kind of said "ewe" and went to sleep.
And now, here is a picture of Cash with his cute belly button (and huge cloth diaper).
Now it won't be as difficult to give him a blow belly.
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