Whoopppee!!
Let the countdown begin.
To get my son back for his non-sleeping night, I put bows (Christmas) in his hair. Here are a couple of my favorites.
Let the countdown begin.
To get my son back for his non-sleeping night, I put bows (Christmas) in his hair. Here are a couple of my favorites.
OMG. That top photo is going to be exhibit A in Cash's trial after he goes on the inevitable 5 state crime spree that always occurs when parents decorate their kids and post those photos on the internet. Have you learned nothing from watching every episode of Criminal Minds?
ReplyDeleteFor Christmas this year I am going to go ahead and buy Cash a few therapy sessions with a reputable therapist. On second thought, by the time you get done decorating him for every holiday that kid is going to need to be treated by a team of experts in Austria. I don't know if I have that kind of money but I will start saving up.
I have to remember to start drinking before I read your blog.
This next part is for Cash:
Cash,
Don't tell your parents but I think the situation at your house is getting desperate. If you need me to come rescue you please just tie a note to Mouser (he seems like the most responsible pet in the house) and tell him to come to my house. I will drive right over and get you and take you somewhere safe. Like a den of wolves -- at least wolves won't put Christmas bows on your head.
Try to forgive your mom for her "obsession with holidays". It's an illness. The court mandated that she be put on lithium but I don't think she is taking her meds anymore. She says they make her "hear elf voices" and "see Santa Clause" so she doesn't like to take them. Anyway, as soon as you turn 18 you will never have to wear ribbons again. In fact, you won't even have to look at ribbons if you don't want to. It will be OK, don't lose hope now - you are only 5 months old - it will get better.
Love
Aunt Liz (aka: the sane one)