We've been accepting applications for a carpet cleaning technician & I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Here are two of my favorite email submissions - completely unaltered by me (except I removed the names).
Number 1:
Here are two of my favorite email submissions - completely unaltered by me (except I removed the names).
Number 1:
| Hello, I would like to be your carpet cleaner. I know I am fit for the job. Please contact me at this email address if you have liked what you have read, Thank you Sincerely, |
Number 2:
My name is _______. I am a Bible College and am interested in the Carpet Technician job. Here is my Resume.
Like I said, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. It might be fun to have someone who IS a Bible College come work at our little store, but I'm quite sure all the misfits would corrupt him.
Nononononono! And here's why:
ReplyDelete1.) Anyone whose "resume" is 2 sentences long is too dumb to work here (and that's saying something!).
2.) I drop too many f-bombs to work with a tech who is "a bible college"...whatever that is :-)