Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Redistribution Of Weight

My body is not a socialist, it's a republican. Allow me to explain. As a result of Lumpy, it's redistributing all my weight to areas that were already well-endowed with padding (so to speak).

I'm somewhere in the middle of week 10. So far I've gained about 3 pounds (I'm quite sure 2.9 of those pounds are made up of fried cheese, which are now lodged somewhere in my butt or thighs). However, clothes that I could wear comfortably six months ago (when I was about 7 pounds heavier than I am right now) are now very tight. Any weight from certain parts of my body has been reallocated to my hips, butt, boobs and tummy. For example, I swear that 8 weeks ago my forearms and feet were chunkier, but now that weight has moved to my butt. I really didn't think I needed any extra weight in that area of my body, but apparently Lumpy decided differently.

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